So today it got to about 5pm, and I sort of realised I hadn’t really done anything. At all. And my mum, being the psychic woman she is, heard this faint realisation and came up to tell me we’re doing Student Finance. So then I’m told to find my National Insurance card, and after about 2 minutes of me searching through drawers at random for it she then, being the psychic woman she is, turns up in my room again announcing it was in *that* drawer all along, finds it and then we’re on the downstairs computer, typing in my birthdate and living arrangements and random things like “has someone you live with worked in another country within the past 5 years” while flicking through a booklet full of photos of people in their mid-20s looking unbelieveably happy to be standing in an odd pose and holding up a sign of advice. Probably because they don’t have to take it.
Then we get halfway through and it asks about my passport, and we realise that I haven’t sorted that either. My passport now is out of date thanks to puberty and I need to get a new one, not just to scrape any money we can out of the government to pay for my really expensive course on how to over-analyse films, but because I also plan to go to Paris soon and I will sort that out too, I promise, I just had to wait until now ’cause my boyfriend wasn’t 18 yet. (Incidentally, my out-of-date round-faced passport still counted as ID when we went to the pub on his 18th. Yay!)
So we scrap Student Finance and get to work on my first adult passport. This online form is also a nightmare, mainly because it asks you, in about 25 different ways: “Are you from the UK?”
Do you reside in the UK? Are you residing in the UK now? Do you reside in England/Scotland/Wales/Northern Island/the tiny islands no one remembers? What nationality are you? Where were you born? Were you born in the UK? What town/city were you born in?
I especially like that last one. Like it’s trying to catch you out. “Yes, I was born in the UK. Yes, definately the UK. Born in Madri- Shit, you got me.”
And there was this other one. It asked me what country I was from (again), and there were the following options:
UK
England
Scotland
Wales
If there’s anyone reading who doesn’t understand why this is an awkward question, it’s a bit like this:
Where are you from?
USA
Texas
California
New York
You’re in more than one. But you can only pick one. So now I wasn’t sure – if I picked “England”, do I look like a weird snobby person who doesn’t want to associate themselves with those dreadful Scots or Welsh people? Or, if I picked “UK”, does that mean that I lived in none of the other places, and just sort of floated directionlessly around the island in a dinghy?
I think I went with “UK”, deciding that I would rather be weird dinghy girl than disown Matt Tuck/David Tennant*/one half of Meteor Games.
Which reminds me, I have some Pirate-questing to be a-doing.
Anna
xx
* I don’t even watch Doctor Who, but awww, lookathim. ^^